Y.D.H.A.S. HQ
(if you can't hear the music, turn up your volume)
Yukanoing, Dillo, and Hammeroid Awareness Society HQ
NEWS FLASH!
The leader has returned! Go to the LIKE A PHOENIX for details! Welcome to what has been called "the most enlightening site on the net" by "YDHAS Weekly".
"Two wings way up", says "Penguin Magazine".
"A ray of light in a world of corruption" ~General Brian
Hemorrhoids?? OOHH!! It's HAMMERoids! My mistake. }=)
~Agent **** CODE NAME: TIGER LILY
This organization is a bunch of hoo-doo. To think that loyal penguins, hard-working armadillos, or lovable and cuddly hamsters could ever do anything bad or "evil" is to completely step outside the realm of logic and reason!Ranikad Onratsih, prolific author and head of the Foundation for the Preservation of Armadillos. Also author of the national bestseller Why Hawks, Rats, and Tanks are good!
Ever wonder what a yukanoing, dillo, or hammeroid is?
Well, we here at YDHAS strive to give you all non-confidential information we can about these violent creatures.
The yukanoing, first off, is a creature that lives in South Africa, where it devises evil plans. It is easily recognized by being a six-foot tall, pink, "Evilpenguin", but since penguins are not evil, it is not a true penguin.
The dillo is more commonly known as the "arma"dillo. We have removed the "arma" from the name because, well, why would anyone want to arm a dillo. We need to arm the penguins. All dillos that remain around the penguins are nine-banded dillos. That shows how well the penguin warriors are. They have eliminated the 1-8 banded dillo.
The Hammeroid is the most common of the group. They are hamsters. Yes, the type of hamster that every child has as a "pet". But when the child is not watching the hamster, it puts on an German army helmet (the ones with the spike on top) and becomes a hammeroid.
Want to know who the good guys are?
Yes, there are good guys.
First off, there are the Penguins. Led by General Brian and General Lauren, these kilt-wearing penguins waddle into battle and destroy all that is Y*D*H.
Next are the Bears, led by General Chris, they roar and destroy the evil forces. They are recognized by wearing only black.
Third, are the Llamas. They have no special features, because, well, they are special in their own ways enough as it is already. They are commanded by General John West.
Finally, the newest ally, the rabbits. Signing a treaty with General Brandon, these ferocious animals became a strong asset to the allies. Now commanded by General Brandon, they are not a force to be reckoned with.
Together they make up the P*B*L*A*R!!!
General Brian wants YOU!
If you would like to join a particular branch of the army,sign the General's guestbook specifying your name, desired branch, and reason for fighting.
New Recruits sign HERE
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