Soldier's letters to the General
Sign or be attacked by a dillo.
Tell the Generals what you think of the war and if you would like to join. If you are joining, enter one of the four branches you would like to join and tell why.

SIGN. DON't MAKE ME SEND THE PENGUINS AFTER YOU.
Unless you enjoy living every night in fear of penguins or dillos attacking you in your sleep, I suggest you sign the book.