How goes the Battle?
The Ranks
The current branches and ranks are in.

GENERAL BRIAN- OVERSEER OF ALL P*B*L*A*R

** Penguins **
General- Lauren Pritchard
Colonel- Shorty Henninger
Sergeant- Kristin Mitchell
Corporal- Kat Carroll
Corporal- Kara Garner

** Bears **
General- Carlos
Honorary Absentee General- Convert Becca
Colonel- Charleson Henninger
Sergeant- Lance Patton
Corporal- Parris
Corporal- Lindsey Reid

** Llamas **
General- John West
2-Star General- Naked Dancing Llama
Colonel- David "Buffalo Bill"
Colonel- Froliat the Llama Warrior
Sergeant- Holly Gushee
Corporal- Rebekah Patton a.k.a Corporal Patton
TOP Sniper- "Award-Winning Marksman", Cherith "Annie" Andes

** Rabbits **
General- Brandon Pritchard
Colonel-Elaine Green
Sergeant-"Young American" Brandon Jones

** Indian Warriors **
Chief Sitting Bull

**Amish Mercenaries**
Brad Cupples-Leader of the Amish

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MANUFACTURERS OF ALL P*B*L*A*R WEAPONS
Professor Nicicoladidadida-with her PhD, BS, BA, CD, MIA, BVD, QRS, XYZ, NBC, CBS, ABC, and POW

** SPIES **
NAME--CODE NAME--BRANCH
Agent ****--TIGER LILY--unknown
Devin Tseung--***--unknown
Roachmaster Will--**1/2--unknown
Gilanne--Genie--unknown

** Pending Recruits **
JoJo Miller

Story of a Colonel's Bravery
News has been received of a perilous duel which has taken place. Our very own Colonel Emily Ward has single-handedly destroyed a yukanoing. It has also been discovered that it was a female yukanoing spy, on a mission to destroy one of our P*B*L*A*R generals. Very good work, Colonel. Your bravery does not go unnoticed. *salute*